There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
