U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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