So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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