well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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