i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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