Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Randomize