Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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