New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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