So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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