Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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