Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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