I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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