Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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