now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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