Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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