Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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