i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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