Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
