It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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