just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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