he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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