I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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