exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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