i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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