i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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