I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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