sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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