bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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