he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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