No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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