What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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