Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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