It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize