He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
God, I missed his penis.
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