HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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