Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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