Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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