i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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