She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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