I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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