I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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