Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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