i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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