why didn't you poke me back
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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