I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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