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Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
do herpes really smell.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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