She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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