I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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