I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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