i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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