Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i believe in u and ur pee
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
