I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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