so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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